blow me in the jacuzzi

that's the subject of an email a buddy sent to me this morning.
he went on to say:
"this latest Mel Gibson rant is crazy good!

The death threats are one thing. but now he's burning down the house like David Byrne if he doesn't get head in the hot tub? I'd like to get in the time machine and see this one first hand!"

My thoughts:
You have to listen to it on Howard because they play the entire tape un-edited and no bleeps. They actually play it the second Radar Online puts it on their site. You just know that her lawyers are releasing these tapes this way to make him look even worse then he already does. I'm guessing that all of these phone calls really happened within a 2 day span. Her lawyers heard it and knew they struck gold. They just release one a day to build up public scrutiny against him.

He wasn't mad that she wouldn't blow him in the hot tub. He was mad at her because she wouldn't give him a blowjob before they took a jacuzzi.

Some of the best lines so far:

"You dress like a whore. I hope you go out and get raped by a bunch of f'n n*ggers!"

Mel screaming, "I'm going to come over there and smack you on the side of the head with a bat, you cunt!"

My personal favorite - Yelling insanely. "I'm going to come over there and burn your house down. But before I do that you're going to blow me."

She must give a really good blow job if he's so insistent about it? She has great lips.